“Sure, you guys foot the bill.”

Oh wow the mean streets of Buffalo, how ever did you survive?

I said prove me wrong. 

Honestly, you don’t feel extra vulnerable in one. Especially if you ride bikes as well. There’s just so much grip. Mine didn’t really start to get squirrely until after 250 horses or so. I had 350/350 in it for a week just for fun, but it just spun like a dreidel. But you never feel it’s going upside down.

Hitler killed himself, my guy.

That’s simply an accurate description of Trump. Nobody has publicly called for his death. In fact Biden addressed the nation after the assassination attempt to tell everyone to calm the fuck down.

We do that occasionally, there are even folks that make a living brokering sales between dealers, and new overstock.

The Pentagon will continue “reviewing his clearance” and not a thing will come of it.

Same scrutiny Snowden went through. A vastly under-reported story was the way Booz Allen Hamilton rubber stamped hundreds of thousands of “background checks” that allowed very unstable & unqualified people security clearances during the first decade of the War on Terror.

You guys should consider buying cars from other stellantis dealerships if you’re not getting enough... There’s so much fucking inventory here in WA...

I don’t think many will mourn the loss, to be honest. Our take rate for the base sport is pretty high, and when we get them they are gone in 2 weeks tops, but it has more to do with the price and stickshift than the windows and doors. To get power doors and locks you had to pick the Sport S trim, forcing you to pay…

Point me to a lefty multi-billionaire who threatens personal violence against the president, and I’ll hate that guy, too.

The connections with Beijing and (alleged) private calls with Putin should have been more red flags than a May Day parade.

Just tell the boards of Musk’s companies that have federal contracts that they either need to remove him completely or the US will do it for them. He’ll be out on his ass before lunch.  

In a recent (now deleted) tweet he wondered aloud why Joe Biden and Kamala Harris haven’t yet been assassinated.

I have an idea for this type of super-douche. Round them all up and start a televised motorcycle racing series, force them to participate. Some of them while they have truly awful judgement are very skilled and have no fear, so it would be entertaining to watch. The kicker though is they have to ride the bike they…

You’re right. Who doesn’t enjoy a run on sentence?

The U-Haul truck mention is... oddly placed.

“When fishermen on the Pecatonica River in Northern Illinois likely had no idea that their sonar would lead to a breakthrough in a nearly 50-year-old missing persons case.”

Tesla is a competent car company that was purchased by a ketamine addicted .com billionaire who then turned it into his personal toy.