The Fifth Element is such a weird movie. It’s stupid and just plain bad in a lot of ways, but it somehow manages to be entertaining and endlessly quotable.

I would argue that unless you are a race driver, all cars are lamer today than yesterday.

What you want and what Porsche wants, are two completely different things.

Why would that hurt? I’ve written for Hagerty, currently insure seven of my cars with Hagerty, and sold my company to Hagerty. I listen to Jason’s podcast and watch all of his videos. It’s a perfectly fine company and I like Jason. It’s a good video. 

It’s gotta hurt to write up a Hagerty video for Brad, so maybe I’ll watch it despite Camissa not typically being my groove. 

For our friends in the civilized world, 39.3(7) inches = 1 meter

Fifth Element references ALWAYS deserve a star.

‘Close the borders!’

White boys mad they are being treated the way they demand not white people be treated and are somehow mad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eyewitness said there were liquor bottles falling out, so maybe just drunk?

Soooo....driver fled = car was stolen, right?

I can mix and match some Antares Ingens up front with some Bridgestones out back from Walmart for under $1000 for all 4 corners.

“Regulations are written in blood.” Or in this case, tons of tiny little giblets.

This example needs more stars. 

It’s been a while since I rode, but on the older ones I did ride, the factory brakes seemed fine for the ATV’s intended use case, i.e., going a lot slower than this on offroad trails. Yeah, you can easily hit the posted speed limit on a secondary road like this one, but if you’re a dumbass and forget that you’re not…

Just a few days ago, up in Albany, some moron driving an ATV on a pedestrian path hit a student, and now she’s in the hospital in a coma with a TBI. Alexa Kropf, University at Albany student from Floral Park, in medically induced coma after hit-and-run - Newsday

Yeah, how could an All Terrain Vehicle circumvent obstacles placed on a path?

A freaking sign ought to be enough to keep ATV’s out, but people are just assholes. If we start putting up bollards and fences and moats around everything we want to keep the stupid people out of, we’d run out of money and manpower in short order. 

A lot of ATV and dirt bikers illegally ride on hiking/biking singletrack trails in my area. And I hope every single one of these bastards suffer the same fate, whether it’s caused by cops or not.

If you were going too fast to avoid a stopped car, you were going too fast to avoid a pedestrian. I’m good with this one.