Well, you’re the second person to confidently suggest balloon, so I’m going to go with balloon.

He will find a way to file a lien against a correctional officer’s F-150. A few days later he’ll get shanked in his sleep when the door to his jail cell was “inadvertently” left unlocked for the night.

Yeah this is total bullshit. Most likely a *round* mylar balloon, or something similar.

I have done business with these types- they want to pay in promissory notes with ribbons and silver dollars attached but when you want to buy from them it’s cash only. 

The idea of a sovereign citizen living in and HOA neighborhood is just so hilariously ironic to me. 

I think we should come up with a Sov. Cit. convention on a cruise ship. Then, once they all board, send them to some random uninhabited island and see where it goes. Also, side note, there has to be at least a large portion of these people that have real mental health issues, right? 

That was a great read...and now I’m invested and I need to know how this turned out!

I think Covid has changed the equation, particularly for the blue collar workers.

MeeMaw Ivey is too busy passing “road” taxes and not fixing the fucking roads.

Great news! I grew up near the Alabama state line and would often drive to Birmingham for work which would take me right past the Mercedes plant on the way. I hope the UAW set their sights on the Nissan plant in Canton, Mississippi next, I’ve known lots of people who worked at that site and their benefits and raises…

You know, there’s lots of names you could have chosen, but I’ll be damned if I can’t find anything to argue against the one you chose.

As someone who used to make his living working on this generation of Aston Martins, I would not buy this to fix. I would, however, consider buying it as a drivetrain donor for a swap or hot rod project. The engine and transmission in these cars are fantastic, and as reliable as Astons get. The rest of the car,…

Oh, Jeff, didn’t you hear? That’s happening the day after I marry Heather Graham.

Correct. The architectures of the Duratec and the Aston Martin V12 were related, so they have some common dimensions, but very little swaps over, and--beside that--Aston Martin tended to cram things in inconvenient places on its cars for the sake of saving money or being able to borrow from the parts bin of another…

In Edmonton I was blinded during the day by some Ford pickup with the brightest headlights I have ever seen- and the way my eyes felt afterwards may see again. I was facing it in a left turn lane in my lowered car so his lights lined up perfectly with my eyes, they actually hurt afterwards

This bad:

I live in the land of the truck-bro (Central Alberta). There is nothing worse than driving the QE2 highway, at night, in a small car, with a HD pickup careening up behind you. It’s blinding, even with the rearview mirror flipped. 

I prefer to channel my inner Ralphie.