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Wow. This is a horribly pernicious column. Lifehacker pronounces death to science and reliance on the blogosphere over people who have attended medical school, licensed and are subject to professional standards.

When you get passed a certain point in the Windows CLI they become about even, IMO. Linux commands tend to be shorter, but often unnecessarily short due to dropped letters because the commands are from the 70's when memory space was at a premium. Windows commands can be much longer, but they pretty much precisely

About six months ago my farts stopped smelling. Same frequency, no odor. I finally went to the doctor and he told me to rip one. I did, same deal, I couldn’t smell a thing. Doctor said “well, your ass works. What you need is a checkup on your nose.”

Then he went to write down the name of another doctor but discovered

Holy shit! It’s neither a slideshow nor a video!

I’d welcome all of these back to get rid of slideshows. 

Ahahahahahahahaha. And with the Kinja sites turning everything into a goddamn slideshow lately, they deserved that one.

What? No slideshow with pictures?

Right... All those people that don’t want to maintain a property, or don’t want the hassle of getting a water heater fixed, or lack the down payment to buy property, are getting nothing for what they pay? Sorry, but landlords buy the property, and are the ones responsible for keeping it functioning. I’ve rented, and

on the nose. :)

Plus, you have no command of the language and sound crazy.
You: WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF!
Your Dog: WTF do you mean the purple cheese on the chair belongs to the squirrel? Also, WTF is purple?

Meanwhile, it’s fine to bark at your cat, because they already loathe you on a level you can’t even comprehend.

Narrowly missing the top 10, at number 11:

Eh, we told all of you to stop doing slideshows but you’re not listening either.

For gods sake, stop the slideshow articles.

You’re new here?

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I took my knife on vacation once. When we got back my fork and spoon were so jealous I swore I would never do that again.