If an asteroid were on a collision course with Earth in 2040, we’d presumably drop everything to avoid our fate and save ourselves.

Aussies tend to do this slightly all the time, but most pronounced as pups. I think it is common among most herding breeds.

Collies and German Shepherds do the same thing when they get old.

I dunno, I didn’t really care if they were comfortable or not 

Smash the bourgeoise, steal their awesome cars

The actions of the USA’s politicians impact the entire world.

Well, first of all, it’s kind of throwing stones in glass houses for the AV Club to be complaining about a comedy show attacking the right wing, considering the ostensible pop culture site the AV Club has become mostly about jabbing at Trump in every single article. (Not that he doesn’t deserve it, but the political…

One of the reasons I really love John Mulaney’s “horse in a hospital” bits is that it’s one of the few takes I’ve seen that’s really captured both the absurdity, and our collective shrugging acceptance of said absurdity, of Trump’s presidency. I particularly like his response to Trump voters (“the people who opened…

Like the Tesla, he’s storing a lot of energy in his belly.

Not gonna lie, that series of novels, ESPECIALLY the firs two...are to this day some of my favorite books. I’m sure it’s just nostalgia related at this point...but I loved them so much as a kid. But boy, did the later books really go off the fucking rails with the story lol.

To The Moon is one of my favorite games, but so is 2016‘s Doom.

added to the Doom novels

The Steve Jobs “hero / shithead” rollercoaster was real, and after riding high for a long time, I was now on the down side. Someone told me that Steve explicitly instructed them to not give me access to the early iPhone SDK when it finally was ready.

You’ve been hanging around 90's Mercedes forums too much.

Wrong. My dream car was a 1987 Rx-7 Turbo, which I finally bought in the early 90s. I even had the engine rebuilt and apex seals replaced. I’m speaking from experience. The thing burned got approximately the same gas mileage as my 1979 400ci Lincoln that was handed down to me from my grandmother, had the torque of a…

I for one am very pleased to finally know where the tiny thumbnail/avatar image you sport originated.

Hmmm... I’m just a humble reader, never heard of this wonderful website until JUST THIS SECOND obviously, but I have to say this “Ballaban” guy schooled you pretty good, Patrick. His arguments are sound, concise, lucid, and he is also exceedingly handsome.

Which leaves 66 for the rest of the world, after Jay Leno and Ford hold onto cars #1 and #2

Is this you?

Lemme guess, you drive a mustang?