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Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

It’s the worst.

Thanks - yep, it was this truck!

Be honest, were you prowling Reddit this morning? I just learned about this truck’s history (albeit with not as much detail) this morning.

“Pedant alert.” I think you mean “Alert: Pedant” ;) 

My uncle drove a Dodge Top Hand from new until the floorboards rusted through. Wish they’d bring that back!

I just saw a really nice example at the Greensboro NC Cars and Coffee! It was Mopar Day.

I have nothing to say but I felt like I need to comment.

Saw one of these street parked last year. They’re so incredibly kitsch that it just increases their charm.

“...the compression ratio can vary anywhere between 8:1 (for high performance) and 14:1 (for high efficiency).”

They lost their son at 27 years old due to a terrible implementation of a stupid idea. What you’re essentially saying is that if you are worth more than a million dollars you no longer count as a human being. Just think about that for a minute.

Ok, ya buncha jalopy cheapskates. Will nothing make you happy? Is nothing good enough for your refined palate?

Hum, late 70 boring domestic car, handles like a pig, brakes like a pig, corners like a pig, starts like a pig, accelerates like a pig, safe as an angry pig, all said and done, you would be much better off spending $4,500 on pulled pork sandwiches. CP all day!

I hope this is a lesson to manufacturers so they will stop listening to engineers and marketing, and keep this shit simple.

Many times the money from these settlements is given to a charity, but it’s nice that we don’t know that yet so you can be a jealous little bitch. ;)

The settlement discussions started like this:

“recently saved up enough money and purchased a “non-operational” 1967 Cadillac Coupe DeVille”

You should make a new truck look old.

We’re bringing it back, so this is the first week back.