Kardashian? I barely know Ian!

I kind of see your point, but I think most people could master at least the physicality of fighting with a light saber. The fact that so few do shows that most people in this universe are smart enough to use better weapons and avoid hand-to-hand combat altogether.

Gose to helles!

You take that bock!

Rape of Pwns?

Is there any other kind of rapist?

That's no way to stay a-head?