I had missed the “F-Zero’s spiritual successor is Mario Kart” line. Unbelievable. OK, I’m convinced Jason is just trolling us now.

To be fair. I’m fish belly white and I love this shit. We do some of the dumbest shit you’ve ever seen.

Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the enclosed references to “white people” do not literally mean all white people. While I’m sure you are aware that humor is built on the generalization of truths and intelligent people know that nothing in the universe is 100 percent, there is a distinct subset of people…

It was nice touch but Michael should know by now white people have a learning disability when it comes to reading the words of black people. Why do you think so many White Americans think taking a knee is about disrespecting the flag, troops, (caucasian) babies and Andy Griffith.

Very appealing to me, but only if I get a negative review. Yeah insult my dick. That’s the white shit I like.

I bet Mandi dots her eye with an open dot. She is currently wearing lululemon yoga pants, Chloe sunglasses and a Michael Kors bag she bought at TJMaxx.

You need to check their math, Michael. I’m fairly certain someone’s forgotten to carry a three one* there…

Hey that’s unfair.

I really wish this wasn’t necessary but these type of white people are on the root like flies on shit.

Personally, I studied the subjects of couch burning and schlongs at WVU.

Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the enclosed references to “white people” do not literally mean all white people.

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like:

I just read the Kate Dries piece after I saw your comment and rolled my eyes so hard. she called Playboy “as feminist as it gets.” LOLWUT

That is sooo true. Racist people don’t think they are racist until someone else call them out on it. It’s disturbing how racist people don’t realize their own racism...

She’s an idiot. Why do people always try to say racism isn’t as rampant in Europe as it is in the US. Complete BS.

“All the Nigerians are all going to be there like ‘Gimme Coca-Cola, give me beef. Why you have no beef left? I want beef.’”

Some version of thinking along the lines of “But I’M not racist! I’m just pointing out some true, totally true, not at all stereotypical FACTS about THOSE PEOPLE. Besides, my hairdressers best friend’s boyfriend is a black, so I’m obviously not racist.”

I see racist people; they’re everywhere. They only see what they want to see. They only hear what they want to hear. They don’t know they’re racist.

The upside for her is that her Friday nights will be free now.

why do stupid racist people keep posting racist rantings on their social media? Haven’t they learned that everyone watches others’ social media closely?