I’m pretty impressed with us!

I’m not sure you understand your own “can’t have it both ways” quip, now.

Well as you said, you can’t have it both ways ;)

You should really turn that fucking Note 7 in and get another phone that has a far lower chance of exploding.

FTFY

Some sailors have to leave their men, too.

But Sergio IS focused. He’s focused on his Italian brands, and leaving Chrysler to rot.

Neutral: Build another drag Challenger! Hype it for two years this time and give it...900 horsepower!!! YEAH!

Sad, but probably true.

Sergio: “Prepare the bankruptcy forms!”

Another excellent piece, Mr. Harriot.

This. All day. Waiting for a tow truck to arrive three times in the first five years of ownership was enough to scare me out of ever owning another VW. Warranty or not, I’m done.

so... basically, this turns ‘racing’ into how quickly you can stomp on the gas pedal while trying to hold the steering wheel straight for ten seconds??

You know that the article was written by Patrick with his tongue firmly in his cheek, right?

If you need your car to hold your hand and walk you through how to do a drag race then you’ve got no business being on a drag strip in a 9 second car!! 😳

The Dodge Challenger Demon only comes with Climate Control!

Weak. Slushboxes are for lazy loosers.

It’s the internet. So, yes

I was starting to get worried, it had been over 24 hours since we had a dedicated post about the Demon.