Rank all you want, but accusing some of this lineup of being bad games is idiotic. Star Fox 1 and 2 are absolute gems. Super Castlevania IV is an epic throwback. Calling F-Zero the spiritual precursor to Mario Kart is ridiculous.

While the statement is accurate, you’re leaving out some really vital information:

Pardon me while I feel no pity for people in a red state who got it handed to them by global warming.

This. This right here.

Yet another phone that will get absolutely crushed sales-wise by Samsung?

Oh shi-

Good thing I come here for advertisements and not articles.

The AVGN reviews were really entertaining too.

No, just no. Full stop.

The Root is good reading. Tons of really talented writers here.

I find it interesting that you dismissed my honest questions with an insult instead of engaging in a meaningful conversation with someone who was simply trying to learn.

Once again, the article quality and comment quality for The Root version of the story is by and far superior to the article quality and comment quality for Jezebel.

He was a legend who punched the idea of being a prude in the face, and whether you like his methods or not he made huge contributions to the elimination of puritanical ideals.

It’s so cute when iPhone users get excited about “new” technology

Do tell!

The corporate stuff is rough, home-made is fantastic. Tapioca flour is amazing

Looking at all of these I still like the 2nd gen Dot the best. All the functionality, all the versatility, fraction of the cost.

Wait... so if they’re even worse and despite their autonomy they still answer to Walmart... why would I not want to boycott them again?

Wait... so if they’re even worse and despite their autonomy they still answer to Walmart... why would I not want to…

Jet = Walmart = Boycotted

Jet = Walmart = Boycotted

Dear lord, these all sound delicious.