What a surprise. Is anyone really shocked that they’re failing?

Fairly sure that SodaStream is a far more ethical and responsible company than Nestle.

Meh. I still like just introducing myself to people. Knock on doors, bring small gifts, leave a phone number, and eventually throw a party and invite everyone.

I don’t think that kind of extraordinarily bad exists anymore. Hard to be that kind of bad without being retro.

Who the fuck is Clay Aiken?

He could stop growing that disgusting beard while he’s at it.

Then you got what you deserved, you irresponsible puppy-murderer.

Crazy things can happen in family car even with a talented driver. Personally, I would never be comfortable risking injury to my pups just because I’m too cheap to pay for a housecall.

If I had a salesperson working for me who DIDN’T try to do something like that, I would fire them.

Someone call me?

It’s more dangerous to drive on a public road with a dog in the car than to professionally drift in a wide, open, controlled space in a non-competitive setting.

+1'd; have a star

I was really disappointed too. We’re SodaStream exclusive now.

This is the correct take.

Marketing marketing marketing.

I enjoyed San Pellegrino until Nestle bought them. Nestle’s pretty evil, so I gave up San Pell.

LaCroix is just another seltzer with really good marketing. It’s marginally different at best and tastes more like placebo effect than anything.

Hearing that engine rev so much for such a slow speed is borderline hilarious.

Would this be any good for programming apps?

Would this be any good for programming apps?

Just gonna leave this here...