I’ve got no joke for this. Good for Lamar, and I hope he keeps improving.

I am glad to hear the Lamar was able to regain consciousness and has a greater chance of recovery; however, if I have lived my life in such a manner that, at any point, life and death decisions are in the hands of another human being, and that human being is a Kardashian, someone please kill me.

Murphy’s accomplishments aside, can we please take a moment to embrace the batshit craziness of the following statement:

Yes, I understand that The Book Of Job focuses on a man who is dealt a great deal of loss and misfortune. This is not why I chose that book.