Alabama? I think Argentina would be a better fit. Still plenty of old Nazis.

I love my 2008 Gen 2 Prius. 110,000 miles, all it’s ever needed is oil, filters and tires (and a little gasoline). I don’t give half a shit what it looks like. It drives well, is stone reliable, and with a good roof rack is a 50 MPG pickup truck that transports my kayaks and stuff. I’m a grown man, and don’t need it…