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I keep asking but here I go: How do you have a job?

What do cunts sound like? LOL.

No. It’s because you use the expression “LOL”, idiot.

Hasn’t that been a problem since the second season?

You should be more worried about your partner seeing you type “LOL” at the end of a sentence.

Considering the leaked Clinton emails don’t really reveal anything damning, I doubt that conspiracy will gain any traction outside any community of idiots.

I’m not sure how you define whip-smart.

They laugh because it’s something they believe. Not because they acknowledge the absurdity.

She’s an awful feminist. Haven’t you seen her movies?

People laugh at her jokes because they recognize themselves in her jokes. It’s not satire but something like “ha ha! I do that and I know it’s stupid but I still do it! Ha ha! I’m garbage.”

Amy Schumer’s comedy is not very progressive. Sure she may hit upon the appearance of not being conservative but her jokes are more entrenchment of sexism and racism than satire of those values.

Why aren’t more people around here talking about Stein’s defense of Syrian and Russian war crimes?

Or a boring human celebrity whose musical accomplishments are exaggerated?

Her programmers also failed to create music that’s interesting.

Even if they are following the rules and you are not? I don’t know how many times I’ve almost been hit by cars who do not follow the rules. There are parts of my daily commute where I can be certain someone in a car will do something stupid while I am obeying traffic laws.

Yes, some people on bikes don’t follow rules. Just like people in cars.

There’s nothing worse than dealing with all the drivers who don’t follow any traffic laws and then people who complain about cyclists not following traffic rules.

Which means it’s still pretty bad?

That anyone believes Assad and the Russians have been fighting Islamic State shows some real stupidity.

Serious question time: is “bitch” ever really just “slangy” and is the tactic of reclaiming words actually effective?