Corny people need industry buzzwords because they don’t know how corny they are.

Civil War was boring, emotionless and stupid. It was built around one scene that was lackluster wish fulfillment.

The Force Awakens is sweet. You’re boring.

Super hero movies are boring.

She’s not funny. Her comedy isn’t satire. She’s obnoxious.

What? Instead of being woke? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Based on the body of work available and the sort of comedies that are popular with mainstream American audiences, it’s pretty safe to say this isn’t going to be a revolutionary turn against the kind of humor that drives these sorts of comedy.

Oh cool! Another film that endorses sexism, homophobia, and racism through pseudo-satire for bro/ettes.

I can’t imagine wanting to associate with dudes who would have traditional sausage parties nor the women who put up with it.

No.

I don’t want to hang out with Amy Schumer.

Instead of saying “Amy Schumer stars in a film” the world should adopt the convention of saying “A film for awful garbage people staring awful garbage people.”

Please please please stop with “slaying.”

No one wastes six years of their life watching LOST. That show was great. The writer of this article is not. Game of Thrones is never “brainy.”

I don’t listen to her music (I refrain from calling it “art” since it is insipid) . However, She is important to consider as a cultural icon influencing a form of neoliberal feminism that reinforces rather than dismantles patriarchy. So, you know, I pay attention to how people respond to her or project their politics…

Are we to believe dudes are just walking around with their privates flopping around in the mens room? Playing swords and stuff?

No way. It’s snappy. “Full stop” is like some poindexter staring at you after making an obvious statement.

Stop marketing revolutionary-lite platitudes? Develop a platform that is critical? I can’t make those demands and I didn’t want to answer your question for that reason. Really, I think it’s a strange question.

Looks like you’re an objectively confused writer who doesn’t understand the implications of talking about hardened arteries (aging, stress, diet, lack of exercise) “whatever gets you off” (sexual connotation, but I know you’re going to argue you can somehow separate the expression from sex to a general sort of…

Yes, I do. Clearly, you don’t know how to approach this subject like your immediate characterization of someone who disagrees with your perspective as a cheetos laden pervert.