Cool sexism, bro!

No, the problem is that you’re stupid.

Geez, you showed me!

Good for you!

You’re really not following along, are you? I should I make a blog congratulating you when you finally get it?

Nope. This is about demystifying the spectacle of common events for young and old alike, you know, the grandeur of the idea shouldn’t stop anyone from trying.

Sure, I get that for older people but it shouldn’t stop anyone from trying. What would Yoda tell you about this?

No, I think you are taking a corny stereotype and running with it. Like low grade critical thinking that amounts to “you’re jealous” or “you’re a hater.”

You can do it, too.

Oh, sort of like Clinton reevaluating her position on homosexuality?

You can bring that time down sooner than you think. Just keep at it!

Run those times/distances on your own rather than signing up for community activities if you’re so concerned about this. That’s what I do.

And sometimes a position needs to be reevaluated and changed if it means better serving your country.

Is being an independent socialist bad? News to me. His policy strength does well beyond banks and birds. His communication of those strengths, this far into the primaries, is a little lacking right now I must admit. But that doesn’t negate the fact that Clinton isn’t proposing a move to the left that actually…

You need to separate social policy from economic policy. And how identity politics alone will do absolutely nothing to advance a progressive platform.

I’m very aware of the distance because I run it.

It’s really not that far.

I can do it in 1:25 without trying. And I’m old. You can do it.

You know you can walk a 5k in 45 minutes without breaking a sweat?

A half marathon isn’t an extraordinary feat.