I want one.  He’s cute.

Awwwww yiss.  Native Texans against racist bullshit unite. :)

Read a goddamned book.  I wasn’t around for the bubonic plague, and yet I know the history thereof without racist iconography in the form of flags OR statues needed.  Funny how that works.

Gravity gonna Gravitate.

I know this is hardly the main thrust of the story, but the woman in the picture: is she privilged, or priviged? I feel this is important to know before I decide how best to help.

Bring it to America. I will buy seven of them.

“Look, Big Daddy... it’s Regular Daddy!”

“Snitches get Evicteds”

Chad goes with Trixie, and are annoying college-aged or slightly-annoying white kids who get SOOOOO drunk at the bars, and ohmigaw.... tend to be Frat Bros and Sorority girls.

“Tom Austin” is good, but too many syllables makes it tough to roll off the tongue. I personally like “Brandon”. I just expect every destination…

Audra Adams is going to Heaven because she is a child of God. Only the Most High could have created such a perfect example of Karen-ness. Audra Adams is a Karen turducken. She is a Becky wrapped in Karen, seasoned with zest of Ashley, rolled in Kayleigh crumbs and then deep-fried in a vat of Madison. She is a funhouse…

Goddamit, Porthos beat me to it. I should have known.

Getting the Blackeyed Peas to do the advertising is a no-brainer:

Me: “What an... interesting name. What does it mean?”

However, they do have a predisposition to hire goons to whack you for them. Keep the mandibles clean and all that.

Kinja: Because you too can find the weirdest damn hill to die on, if you try.

The Motley Crue cover of this was quite a departure in style.

So... you replied to a remark I made that was in no way addressed to you (as well as to multiple others), and *I’m* the one who wants attention?

You’ve made the same angry response to various people.... five, six times now. Maybe don’t take things quite so personally. Or if you do, try not to be such a raging cunt about it.

You DO realize that satire and shock humor go hand in hand, right? Ever hear of A Modest Proposal?