Satire is arguably the hardest form of comedy to engage in, because it relies on having an audience that is a) smart enough and b) willing to think critically in order to get the joke. I think most satirists over-estimate the volume of those people in society, and it’s why you get nimrods re-posting The Onion and Babyl…

This this this this this.  And so much more beautiful than the A310.

Two if we’re lucky.

Hell of a hill to choose to die on, but you do you.

“🎵 You’re so dumb;
You probably think DUUURRRRRRR....
You’re so dumb (you’re so dumb)
You probably think HUR-DURRRRRRRRR-DUH....
Don’t you?  Don’t you? 🎵”

With the right surgeon you can at least buy a chin, but he hasn’t done that, either.

This. But also stigma surrounding mental health is a very real thing. Stigma about sexual assault is a very real thing. Imagine having mental health issues arising from that particular sort of trauma, and the stigma (actual or perceived) that goes along with it.

Jesus Christ, man. This most be the absolute pinnacle in taking something and making it about yourself, in the most completely douchiest way possible. Bra-vo.

Just remember the sad irony that about an hour after I said all that I was driving around in a car with no airbags.

Acquittal != Innocence

Or you can use Brave, get the bottom bar by default on a Chrome-based browser, but with better security and adblocking....

I really just want a video of Kristen running around faux-stabbing people and yelling out, “I’M A KNIVING MOTHERFUCKER!!!” and laughing maniacally as she runs away.

You’re adorable.

Until this article, I didn’t realize this was even a thing, and the idea of it horrifies me.  I know there are people who will think “hell, I’m gonna buy stuff anyways, so why not,” but oh lord, no.

This is quite the hot take.

Thank god, because the present is so screwed....

And here I thought “a Stephen Miller wedding” was just a euphemism for a Klan rally.

You call THAT defensive? How brittle are you?

I was thinking more specifically about the look, the grip on the comb, etc. My remark was obviously made in jest at the choice of frame capture.

I really want to see this, but damn, that screencap has a truly “evil mad scientist” vibe about it without context.