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Same.

“...except THAT part! EXCEPT *THAT* PART!!!”

This is some grade-AAA intentional-ignorance/willingly-getting-it-wrong.

you haven’t done a single other thing even remotely related to Israel other than Ivanka.

It’s almost Trumpian, really.

So... he essentially is someone who frequents Jo-Ann fabrics’ or Michael’s crafts departments, turned up to 11?

This is NOT what his coach meant when he said “keep one eye on the ball”....

*Looks at lead image*

Honestly, I saw that picture and immediately thought “Hank Hill.” It’s mainly the eyes and forehead and... well, everything but the frightening maw, really.

Holy balls.  This is just outright amazing.

I’m not one for conspiracies, but it’s almost like this ump has it in for Maddon-led teams....

A 76-person board?  That seems.... excessive. Curious if there’s one seat for each firearm manufacturer, or what.

If you kids do have any sort of a meetup about unionizing with the Barstool folks, you should have it at a Soulcycle, and let Portnoy know about it.  That would be fun.

True, and I guess that wasn’t clear. It definitely wouldn’t cover her if she just blabbed to random magazine reporter #3729.

Yup.  NDAs cannot be enforced as a way to hide illegal behavior, and any lawyer worth half a damn would know this.  I have a feeling Ms. Wolkoff is saying this to have a touch of plausible deniability as far as accusations of being disloyal go, but in the real world, it’s not something that holds water.

She came to America hoping that her husband would teach her how to read an write.

Exactly this.  The adjustable palmrest is key to it, but basiclly the only points of contact are the finger and thumb tips, the palm (or even the ball) of your hand, and.... that’s pretty much it.

I used to run a RAT7 which lasted for several years, until I wore it out (read: knocked it off my desk too many times). I currently use a RAT4 as a travel mouse, and am already prepared to get a RAT8+ when my current desktop mouse (a Razer Oroborus) finally dies. Why the Razer? it was the only thing that existed at

Still better than Tebow.