Related, the Raiders have announced a new concession snack called “Brown Jerky.”  Catch the flavor!

Trump’s defending A$AP Rocky like he’s a despot, or a Russian oligarch, or something.

Pretty sure “completely unqualified” could pass for the official bio of everyone in this administration, from the top on down.

Me: “This Brian Switzer guy seems like a real idiot.”

I’m all for minimalism, and lord knows social media is overkill/overload these days, but this seems a tad much. I’m not interested in having to continually click ‘next’ just to get through my feed.

Maybe we should try the “punching in the face” gambit for real, and see if he understands a more visceral demonstration. 

Wow.  This is an unbelievably shitty take, and I am guessing you are an unbelievably shitty human being.

“Hmmmmm,” thought the pitcher, as he made his way to the plate, “how can I make the fans in St. Louis — notoriously the most garbage of fans — how can I make them relate to me?

Awwww... it’s adorable how impotently salty you are.

Nope. Not a word. Even reached out to them directly, both via Twitter and via their “contact us” on the website. Have heard zero back.

Found the Tim Ryan booster.  The one and only Tim Ryan booster.

Imagine living the irony of being so against socialism, but also being so publicly owned.

I don’t know what the first one is, but it’s amazing because it just looks... so... SAD.

Because Diamondbacks?

Thank you.  I was going to go looking for this, but figured SOMEONE had to have beaten me to the punch.

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

If you do get a too-low tank of gas and it causes noticeable problems, can an octane-booster additive do anything to help? Or are those just mainly snake-oil? (Note: serious question. My vehicles have, for as long as I can remember, run fine on 87 so I’ve never had to worry about this, but I’ve seen the additives in…

Used Ambulance.  Loads of power, spacious, and you can put “AMBEERLANCE” all over it so that people know you’re making an important delivery, and get the hell out of the way.

Driver: “Sure... I have a Corvette, but what I really wish I had was a Lamborghini. This car is just so....common.” *sighs*

Game. Set. Motherfucking match.