For real!

Ah, yes. This woman is such an important, wonderful contribution to this planet that all other fetuses conceived through rape must be as lovely as her. BIRTH THEM ALL, DAMN IT.

"And I'm sure you feel the same way about me."

Thank you for your gracious response, and I enjoyed the Louis C.K. clip. While my experience is far from that of a high school teacher, I was a day camp counselor for four years, and I've been a nanny to several families. I do understand, to some extent, the sheer impossibility of keeping one's cool while taking care…

Objectively, I agree with you and see it from that side. That's why I mentioned that the other adult wasn't an incredibly reliable source. I don't think she was really trying to compare us or anything, but as a child, it's hard to see it in an unbiased way. That doesn't sound cheesy, your comment was very sweet!

Why thank you.

You make this all sound very rational, Ms. Morrissey, but as someone who graduated high school only a year and a half ago, I must say that comments like that would've made me resent you very much if you were my teacher. I had very close relationships with most of my teachers in high school and was not a troublemaker…

When I was about 12 or so, I found out (from my childhood best friend's not-great mother) that my mom had said that she thought I was the smartest of her three children. It never felt good, because from that point on, I knew that she secretly compared our other achievements or talents. I still carry that with me,…

I am hearting you because 1) the AD clip, and 2) the Parks and Rec reference in your username. Right on. I love you.

Hahhaa, sure. As long as you don't go to IU, you have my blessing.

This Halloween is the first year that I'm actually trying on my costume. I've just never had the energy to do it before, but I don't know why because it's so fun. I'm going as Ke$ha, who I'm unironically obsessed with (okay, I realize that she's terrible, and I don't care). The outfit I put together is pretty accurate…

AMAZING

I appreciate your curiosity. I guess I'm referring to Jews and discrimination on the basis of any non-Christian religion in general. Part of that discrimination, I think, is the unfair coverage of them in the media—not to say that this Jezebel article is unfair; in fact, I think it did a pretty good job of portraying…

Thank you. I completely agree that it sounds like the words of someone power-hungry and I am glad to have your back-up on this one. That's very true. If they want to be segregated, they can enforce it through their own behavior and not force it upon others.

Thank you for your more articulate explanation :). Appreciated.

Agnostic leaning towards atheist. Perhaps a "/" sign rather than a hypen would've been more appropriate? I don't believe in God, but I don't think that I know anything close to the answers of the universe so I acknowledge the possibility that a higher power exists. I just don't think so.

I know you want a piece of that, but I'm just here to daaaanceeeeeee

"If God makes a rule, you don't ask ‘Why make the rule?'"

Thank you. I'm a reform, very liberal Jew, but I identify with the religion culturally and was born into it. I wasn't quite as outraged as you are by reading some of this, but I truly resent when people blame the small sect of extremely religious Jews for some problem, when they're such a small group and not…

Regina George was so much smoother about it. She didn't specify the STD/pregnancy thing, just said she was from Planned Parenthood which was more believable (not that they would ever do that, but whatever). If this lady's gonna be a psycho asshole, she might as well do it right. Yeeeessshhhh.