HAHA. I would just like to say that I posted my comment about Jenna Maroney immediately before seeing this post. As soon as I read the title, I got the slow, sad version of "Muffin Top" stuck in my head that was sung at her fake funeral.

"Unnamed"? Oh come on, we all know it's Jenna Maroney.

Hahhaa, what is wrong with all of us this morning? ;)

Thank you for the solidarity. It must've been the words "arrested" and "protest" that unconsciously made me imagine some Naomi doing something violent in public into the back of my head, thus conjuring up the personality of Naomi Campbell. Obviously, if I were in my right mind, I wouldn't really be imagining her at…

Especially when she's been knocked out by a telephone to the head.

I just woke up and confused her with Naomi Campbell. (???) Not even kidding. That would've been way more entertaining.

Really? I guess it's hit or miss then based on who you talk to and what their mood is that day, haha. I'm sorry that that happened to you! They've always been really great when I talked to them. T-Mobile doesn't have great reception where I live, and I'm obsessed with my iPhone so I couldn't switch even if I wanted. :)

They all look like they're wearing BreatheRight strips to me. (she thought jealously, remembering the ol' days before her nose piercing when such products could actually stick to her nose and do wonders for her nasal congestion.)

Verizon is similar. The customer service people are some of the sweetest representatives I've ever talked to. Who woulda thunk?

Why should she have to volunteer as a role model for battered women? How does that even make sense? She's clearly still in the beginning stages of her own recovery. Are the other battered women more "serious" victims because they're not rich and famous? It makes more sense to say that she should be taking those…

She already answered my question. I was skeptical for that very reason. I hadn't seen the comments at the bottom criticizing Taylor Armstrong.

Oh gotcha. I agree! I understood your original comment out of context, and it sounded like it could be a criticism of Taylor but I gave it the benefit of the doubt because that didn't really make sense. Are people really saying that about her? Because boo, people.

I understand Broderick maybe trying to diffuse an unforeseeable situation that the actors clearly weren't trained to handle, but as much as I love Baldwin, I think I remember being fairly offended by some insensitive Tweets he wrote after Jared Lee Loughner (also schizophrenic) was originally deemed unfit to stand…

Are you criticizing Taylor for talking to the tabloids or the way that the media treats/ignores domestic violence?

Ugh.

Agreed, I was thinking the same thing about the mom probably not being there—at least that night, anyway.

Trivial question about a horrible situation, but how the hell did she reach the pedals? I know from watching a couple episodes of "Little People, Big World" a few years back that little people sometimes have extenders on the pedals of their cars so that they can reach them, but like, I highly doubt that those were…

Ugh, that's painfully awful. I feel so bad for this girl. Do you know if DCFS are investigating at all? Not that taking a child away from her parents is always the best thing to do, but it definitely sounds like it's worth considering in this case. The dad put the daughter's own safety at risk by having her operate a…

What a strong woman you must be. But seriously, as a sophomore in college who witnesses/experiences these kinds of flirting tragedies fairly regularly, I can't help but cringe in both amusement and horrific identification with your story. I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm glad you got the gum out of your hair.

I think I would just verbally bash their head in and then go away to sob secretly.