This is absolutely Bafferling.

Criminally under-starred.

I just hope this doesn’t affect his flavor.

He’d run every race just looking for some tasty waves and a cool buzz.

+1 Long face

It would behoof Justify to come clean about this. 

Every now and then a horse needs a helping Hand.

fuuuuck that’s good

Barbaro is rolling over in his Elmer’s bottle. 

I honestly didn’t think you could keep up all those puns furlong. 

He would have been much more chill if they’d had him on Spicolimine instead.

Hoof-hearted

I wonder how they could Justfy these actions. I would hope they get more than a Citation from the Secretariat responsible. This type of Assault on horse racing ethics cannot be Affirmed.

Well I neighver 

amazing +1

Scopolamine doping is apparently not unheard of 

Mr. Ped 

I don’t think the Republicans in charge are really worried about it, because they figure they have enough money and power to insulate themselves and their families from whatever disaster ensues, and that’s all they care about.

bar the fucking doors on these arenas and burn them to the ground. christ almighty. 

Fan: Hey Trump great speech, really coherent!