TIL that swim meets in Alaska don’t immediately give all competitors concussions upon diving in.

“Her victory restored,” as in she fucking WON? Oh now I know why they mad. 

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

mmmmm, gumbo...

Am I missing something?

I believe the thinking goes that when you spill gumbo on them, it only shows on half of it.

So, true. If you bring in lots of money for any company, you’ll get a way longer leash than if you are a mediocre employee. Sometimes assholes stay employed because results matter. It seems like Hollywood revolves around this. So many horrible, entitled people, but at then end of the day, results matter. Matt Lauer,…

I made this exact sentiment last week when this was going down and got flamed. I am going to be so pissed if you get a lot of stars for saying this now.

“No, it’s bullshit. Treat everybody the same. If you’re not gonna show up for work ...”

AB is great and all but do we really believe he can deal with Belichick telling him he is trash? he does it to everyone on the team. I don’t know if his fragile ego can handle it. Belichick isn’t Tomlin or Gruden. he won’t put up with AB’s shit no matter how productive he is. 

Rosenhaus.... the evil genius.  This shit can't have"just happened"...

So he wanted to go to the Patriots because they are good and it would burn the Steelers, the Steelers said no, Rosenhaus is his agent, he has a series of bizarre issues that culminate in a demand to be cut, he gets cut, a camera crew following him around happens to catch him finding out and he starts cheering and…

I wonder what would happen if a player committed an act of violence against Goodell, but it wasn’t caught on camera...

Go fuck yourself, you obfuscating asshole

One might think that the classism and vitriol directed at us grays, the abused underclass of the site, is ironic given that it comes almost entirely from progressive liberal commenters. It is not ironic, and human nature remains unchanged.

And, while we’re at it, let’s put a little bit of blame on the kid’s coach: he should’ve said “go fuck yourself” and marched his team right out of there.

Not all of us in the greys are shitheads.  Some of us are just stuck here in comment purgatory forever.

Imagine watching a teenager forced to cut his hair or essentially cost his team/friends any chance at a win and thinking, “What a team player” and not, “Holy shit, that ref is a real piece of shit.” The fact that they didn’t make him buzz it or even get all of the dreads (but just a hatch job trim) basically…

I really don’t want to blame it on this as it existed well before, but you know what, fuck it; Trump’s America.

Is there a particular reason why the kid couldn’t wrestle, aside from this ref being a repugnant piece of shit? Having dreads is not a problem.