I’m mystified as to how Trump was never able to be an owner in the NFL. He seems perfect for it. 

The NFL had their best investigators on the case:

More like Roger Badell, amirite?

Jeff Flake heard about the constraints on the investigation, and while concerned, he still voted to confirm Kareem Hunt to the Supreme Court.

That article is horrifying. The comments are worse.

... and the frog asked the scorpion, “Why did you sting me wear that? Now we’ll both drown You look like an asshole!” The scorpion responded, “I’m a scorpion racist. It’s what I do.”

Fire all of them. The end. You’re all fired, sorry not sorry. Unforgivable. YOU’RE GROWN ASS ADULTS. FUCKING FIRED. ADIOS, AS THEY SAY! 

You're letting them off the hook. I'm guaranteeing you they knew exactly what they were doing. 

This would have been awesome, had it been a denigration of the lazy crooked racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people. 

Machado absolutely did that on purpose, but who in the hell plays first like that? I was taught in little league to have your foot on the side of the bag so you wouldn’t get stepped on.

I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but Aguilar really left a lot of his foot in there.

Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!

Well spoke Bubba

As a die hard Chiefs fan I hate you and respect that comment

Mahomes has a good shot to get the Chiefs back to the AFCCG so they can lose due to Andy Reid’s shitty clock management skills

I was ranting about this to my boyfriend the other day. WHY are they choosing to die on a hill for this guy? We get it- they’re not going to choose a woman. I said there must be a lot of white guys that have not assaulted someone and my bf was like, “Well....” and I said, “Okay, fine! Not a lot, but can’t they find…

Dude, like, the dumpster is, like, democracy. And the dead whale is, like, the American people.

Screw cremation, just do this with my corpse when I die.

There need to be negative stars.