wow that is a specific 

A while back I got curious and went into the archives to read Clay’s first article with Deadspin. He opens by preemptively becoming defensive that people might make fun of him for sharing a first name with Clay Aiken, something I refuse to believe anybody had even thought about. So that’s his opener, but he comes back…

Usually, yes. But when it’s my kids and inconveniences me? Hell no!

Yeah but it’s Chip Kelly- he uses pictures on the play-calling boards and blends custom juices for each player and everything!! Why isn’t it working??

I bet he fucks up the team Christmas party again, too.

I have, from time to time, pondered what the opposite of a neck would look like. I don’t know what it’s called, but I now know what it looks like. 

For a team that’s always a contender, they sure do seem to have a lot of dysfunction every year. Makes you wonder how many they’d win if they actually got on the same page for once.

I think his anger stems from his suffering from the oddest form of male pattern baldness ever witnessed by medical science. 

Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, quote The Who.

And next time, someone ask him what exactly he thinks Title IX is.

Ok but tell me you don’t wanna do this tomorrow at work. Just stand up in the middle of some bullshit meeting and say goodbye, walk slowly out to your car, and drive away.

Legend. If you’re gonna quit, quit. Don’t wait.

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So he pulled a Palin?

So here’s what I think: I’m guessing that Dav

I didn’t know Davis was Irish.

Yeah, same here. Although if it’s true that it’s now a symbol of white supremacy, I guess if you look, you get to punch the person throwing it. So it’s still the punching game, it’s just the roles are reversed. 

So it all stems from stupidity and lies.

Someone tell me because I’m honestly asking, when did this symbol become associated with White Power? Because when I was a kid, this was associated with a game that if you looked at it you would get punched. So when did shit change?

Damn forgot about that part. This is true.