Those are just regular old propane torches, very disappointed.

Where's Elon Musk when you really need him? 

Ramos is strict on the rules with both men and women. This has been established. Giri even links to proof of it in this piece.

It’s the deadspin way. Black male football players are always guilty of crimes against women. They always get away with it because of the big conspiracy. Vague and even outright saying the sport is rotten to the core. 10 more articles about Football games and how a play was awesome.  

Now the police can focus their efforts on the real crime in Buffalo:  why Nathan Peterman is allowed anywhere near an NFL offense.

Yep. The coaching call was borderline BS. Even that, though, “he was giving me a thumbs-up” - really? I’ve never seen a thumbs up like that, please elaborate, like in what country is that considered a thumbs-up. But I digress.

Looked to me like Serena was frustrated because she was getting overpowered, where she’s usually the overpowering one. Osaka played great and was a force out there.

What the umpire did was basically arrest Serena for jaywalking. Illegal sure, but it also comes across as picking on her. And Serena isn’t exactly new to unfair treatment

She should have slapped the shit out of that official, I applaud her restraint.

She’s one of the most unfairly criticized, and mistreated athletes in her profession. What you call “worship” others call balancing the scale to the poor treatment she often receives

As someone who worked in a call center there's a difference between being mad and profanity and personal attacks. She totally deserved that 3rd code violation.  1st one is debateable.

I hope someone puts together a highlight reel of all the coaching this guy’s ignored and all the obscenities he’s ignored from male players. The violation for coaching was chickenshit at best, and that game penalty was fucking absurd.

This was so hard to watch. I hope Naomi Osaka knows she would have won this match on her own if all of this shit hadn’t happened.

Upon hearing the news, Jerry Jones immediately reached out to Randle’s agent to offer a contract. However, he did stipulate that Randle must stand for the anthem since kneeling might make the team look bad to the fans.

It’s jarring how bad Matt Ryan is, especially factoring in the huge contract.

It’s silly to say that this is the best the Eagles will be all year considering they played the game without QB1, WR1, LB1, and WR3 among other injured players that will be coming back soon. The Eagles should have lost this game due to these factors, but they didn’t. They are going to only get better. 

The Eagles played without their best QB, their best WR, and their best LB. But yeah that’s the best they’ll be all year.

If Trump really wanted everyone to boycott the NFL he should just have Steve Sarkisian call plays for every team on Sunday.

Thank you. Every time The Root publishes a story on this man they neglect to mention he is one of the reasons that coalition split up. The deal they negotiated sold the players out. I wish The Root writers would read Deadspin’s articles, and stop with the Malcoon Jenkins love.

When I read the headline I legitimately thought this was a parody post about the new season. The fact it's an actual new rule is the most NFL thing ever.