Just for shits and giggles, they should allow him to be re-sentenced and sentence him to more time.

I’m reasonably confident this is a white person. How do I know? Because this administration is going to have secret service agents following around anyone of color so they’re never alone in the White House like they’re a black person walking around Sak’s 5th Avenue.

Fuck you. Fuck you and the broken down nag you painted white and rode in on.

There’s two separate things:

Given the instability many witnessed, there were early whispers within the cabinet of invoking the 25th Amendment, which would start a complex process for removing the president. But no one wanted to precipitate a constitutional crisis.

Retahded. Go back to Cow Hampsha you fahking fahk. 

I like that this dickshit says no one wants to cause a Constitutional crisis by invoking the 25th when that would be the exact fucking opposite of a Constitutional crisis, since it’s a specific Constitutional remedy for this exact fucking situation.  Fuck this coward who wants to think this will save him/her.

The spelling’s too good and the sentences are pretty coherent. This has to be a regular on a burner, right? Rom, is that you? Dice-K? Norm?

dad?

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

Put it on when she's in the bathroom. She'll get into it.

Ol’ captain bone spurs is not exactly known for personal sacrifice.

The old rubber ball gag? Been wanted to try that, too, but the wife is too vanilla.

Well that was a deflating reply.

I think it’s a terrible message and a message that shouldn’t be sent.

Seriously. “We’d better get rid of these frat boys and bring in the guy who says the N Word.”

While I could believe much of this is true, is he going to pretend like he was a shocked bystander for this stuff instead of an active willing participant?  He was the fucking CEO and literal face of the company. 

Scorched pizza policy it seems

Even if what he said were true, which I would not rule out given corporate culture, what does he expect to gain from this? Oh no, they ditch the current board and if the company doesn’t fold they bring in new people. He’s out and there’s no getting it back. This would be sad if he were a character worthy of drumming…