It’s a fallacy to believe the vandals didn’t throw the town a publicity bone by dicking up the bike thingy, hopefully the members of the group that pieced it together won’t be dicks about it, if the nobs responsible are caught they shouldn’t get the shaft, they should be pardoned with a full release.

According to Devon police, attempts to find the culprit ended in vein.

I really enjoy the term “bellend” and wish it would catch on in America. 

Now it’s a sculpture for those who REALLY love biking

You are doing the lord’s work.

The hero we’ve always needed.

What’s the end-game?

I enjoyed watching these cerebral patriots stick it to Big Sneaker. I’m SURE the stock will just be plummeting from here on. I mean, how can a company hope to recover from consumers who destroy the stuff they already paid for? It’s unimaginable. Some thoughts for the individuals:

Can I use this excuse, too. I mean...I did the same thing and it had nothing at all to do with eating Taco Bell for breakfast.

The Republican Party did everything they could to prevent the child labor laws from passing in America (cheap labor good for business). They also defamed public schooling as part of their attempt to prevent the child labor laws because a benefit of removing children from being taking to their parents’ workplace (and…

Excellent point.

Don’t be silly. You shoot TVs. 

What these choads are missing is that whatever right-wing backlash this produces will quickly and ferociously be overwhelmed when Nike unleashes the full power of their creative, marketing, advertising, and PR machines in an effort to make Kaep a hero and role model to millions of kids.

At some point, people like this won’t have any sports, music, movies, television, nice clothes, or coffee left. Just like when they vote, they’re just continually owning themselves and degrading their own quality of life.

Currently soiling my Nike boxer briefs to own the libs.

I feel so owned right now.

Well, that should help his career back on track. Nothing like support from a raving antisemitic, fundamentalist strongman to set you on the right path in public opinion.

Who would have thought Ahmadinejad would be only the second craziest President to tweet about Kaepernick.

But does Ahmadiejad think a Hot dog is a sandwich?

Keep in mind we are just one Mo Williams tackle and the Red Sox acquiring a failed power hitter out of Minnesota, removed from Bill Simmons turning into the second coming of the BTK Killer.