Same. Who the hell are these people that can’t cut onions without crying? It’s a vegetable, not a baby deer.

Unchanged, but moxie was through the roof.

Everything we ate was reportedly eaten by grandpas first, except for the blood sausage, which was a substitute for the blood fried nuggets, and made me throw up for some reason.

What was the impact to the vim and vigor levels of the panel?

Kinda sweet that they have nothing to lose and nothing you can really take from them, so they can dare to be bold.

These Parkland kids are savage. I’m enjoying every minute of this and I hope to scurry through the rest of my life below their radar because they are terrifying to cross.

Also, since when did GPAs go above 4.0? Am I that out of touch with schools and education?

Yay. Also: this kid was getting rejected from schools like UCLA even with a 4.1 GPA - something that Ingraham described as “predictable”. Has there been so much grade inflation since I graduated high school in the 1990s that a 4.1 GPA isn’t competitive enough to get somebody into a UCLA?

In the spirit of Holy Week:

Jesus, that’s good.

Good.

If she is indeed finished, I might start to think that there is a god.

Something tells me the ending will be different for Ingraham.

going away for a while to nurse your wounds, another Holy Week move

“For analysis, let’s now turn to Senior Deadspin Commentariat Correspondent Lying Cat. Lying Cat, what do you think?”

I’m 64 and she is my Imperator Furiosa!

SAME which is why I am so angry these people keep coming for her.

I love the respectability politics bullshit. These kids use bad words, they were rude to adults at that CNN event, they didn’t bow and scrape to a US Senator... for shame. Yes, yes I’m sure if they were polite, quiet and obsequious you’d totally listen to their message!

Looks like King picked the wrong image. Let me fix that for him.

When Ronald Reagan was governor of California he signed a major piece of gun-control legislation. The reason he did this is because the Black Panthers marched to the Capitol armed with rifles.