May a pregnant yak squat in your hot tub!

“A used condom, screaming, and porn.”

Garoppolo is better than Cousins?

You ain’t my friend, palooka.

You gotta find your guy, but sometimes when the guy you thought would be your guy can’t be your guy anymore, a different guy can become your guy.

It’s like the genius hero (KShan) was waiting for his girl-next-door high school sweetheart (Cousins) to wrap up her messy divorce from her unappreciative, racist husband (the Skins), but then got set up with an even hotter, nicer girl (Garoppolo) who was rescued from a secretive, Machiavellian cult (the Patriots) and…

“Kurt is the guy who can keep throwing incompletions when we’ve built up a huge lead and actually need to run out the clock late in the most important game of the season.” - Kyle Shanahan

I think ALL people planning to murder someone should broadcast it on Instagram first.

He should have been Incognito.

Yea, because job security is what this administration is known for.

He’s black. The Trump administration already has one.

It was a documentary obviously.

You can have opinions about all sorts of things, but you are not allowed to have opinions about facts.  2+2=4.  There is no opinion to be had here, just as one can’t have an opinion about humans and dinosaurs co-existing.  

Where are their bones? There are no bones. It’s like they just walked off the edge of the Earth and vanished.

Redford, are you suggesting the Flintstones weren’t real?

E-fucking-xactly. What did Strampel think the endgame was here? To devastatingly frame a completely innocent man for absolutely no reason at all? That’s a pretty abstract conspiracy to take place on such a grand level.

I live in 2018 East Coast America.

Even Michigan State’s medical staff can’t get into the sweet sixteen anymore.

Ah yes, the old long con played by five year-old children. A story as old as time!

now they see an opening and they can take advantage of him