It’s weird how all the comments that weren’t so favorable to this article that appeared at the top originally are now buried, and you’re only responding to the one that agrees with your take. Dude knows skiing, and he’s not wrong in his calls.

I figured he was trying to get his fingers sliced off so he could enjoy the taste of meat for once.

I’d try to trip the opponents too if lack of effort could easily result in my murder and the murder of my family.

NBC has enough goddamn channels - how about 2 sports-only channels and one backstory channel? This way everyone gets what they want, when they want, and I’m sure NBC has enough backstory pieces to go 24x7 for 2 weeks. Maybe have Oprah host the channel, who knows.

Knowing the “quality” of Beats headphones it’s entirely possible he was actually using the headphones.

Well, to be fair, Beats headphones sound like shit and are 100% bling to show everybody how much you money you can afford to piss away on crap headphones.

Dad?

+1 for Nigel

Why did you use this normal, not-ridiculous picture of Drew’s face?!

This take is bad.

You really have to watch out for the people who are doing this hoping to be called out so they can lose their shit on that person. I see it happen all the time on public transportation with people blaring music from their phones sans headphones and making eye contact with everybody around them, just daring anybody to…

Pretty sure the law allows—nay, requires—you to strangle him with said headphones. See something, strangle something.

The Mike Pence look-a-like in my office does that. As an added bonus, the “call from mother” chimes in when it’s his wife’s number calling.

Throw it up in the drop ceiling.

It’s like we learned nothing from the 1980s. I want to yell at all of these assholes, “This isn’t 1985, this isn’t the ghetto, your goddamn iPhone isn’t a ghetto blaster, you are not a thug, put on your damn headphones!”

Nah just answer that shit.

Steal it and hide it.

R-E-L-A-X

Can I get a hate addendum for cell-phone-left-at-desk-with-ringer-on?

While out for lunch last weekend I was fortunate enough to be sitting at a table next to a woman while she had a facetime conversation with her 20-year-old looking son while her husband sat quietly on the other side of the booth eating. The back of the phone was facing him the entire time, and the wife kept filling…