To me, that’s the unsavoury part of this. If an overmatched skier from Tibet gets to the Olympics despite facilities or coaching or funding and represents his country gamely, fair ball, that’s the Olympics ideal. But this dilettante gamed the system in a way that only a 1%er could, by flying all over the world at the…

You’d be stupid to not sell a $27k ring for that price. Dafuq good is it going to do just sitting on a shelf.

I mean, honestly, who wouldn’t? This isn’t a player’s or staff’s ring, where you earned it as part of helping the team win the SB in whatever small way you could. This is a family/friends ring.

It can be a friend, not necessarily family. My money is on the seller being The Donald.

I was wondering the same

Of course scandals like this are nothing new in curling. Last year at the Tournament of Hearts the Skip of the Manitoba team was busted for having a blood-alcohol level under .12. The sport still hasn’t recovered.

What possible gain could a curler get from doping? Serious question.

Glorious and free.

He does look more like a basketball... guy.

A patient, yet bloodthirsty Youppi waits for his turn to smash Loria’s big fat head in.

I feel like the real story should be how an overripe pumpkin with Sharpie glasses managed to buy a professional baseball team in the first place.

Exactly, literally any business that has advertising review would do exactly the same thing. Listen, I’m not ESPN fan, but am I exactly supposed to be outraged over this?

I think the more apt NEWS headline would be:

In Baylor’s case about three years ago...

So when exactly does a University technically go from being an institute of higher learning to just organized crime?

Too late

Just injure his hip or his knee so he can’t golf anymore. Make his life really miserable.

No. He has to be charged and impeached. If he’s voted out, he still wins. His name will go down in history as president, and his stupid family will ride the “Trump” name for as long as they breed. He has to be removed from office via an impeachment so history remembers him as “Disgraced Former President Trump”. His…

I’m still hoping there’s a brave, self-sacrificing Secret Service patriot just waiting for the right moment to strike.

As an American, I hope Mueller can help remove Trump from office in handcuffs.