It seems that it’s getting harder and harder for the NFL to have a good product. Except for enjoying the cowboys flaming out, it was a pretty mediocre game of football. And as always, more commercials than football. The NFL is getting me cranky.

Key and peele never funny

Now I’m a racist if I don’t root for Winston.

Sorry but a full 30 years before that 90's cartoon it was already in philly area.

I win.

What the fuck are even talking about? Where did you get all that? And why such extremes? That I would help my daughters out of a jam means I think they are possessions and i dont think they should have autonomous adult lives? I’m following them around? Perving and creepy? Where is all this from? What is going on with…

That’s the first thing I thought. I guess I’m still living in the past.

What?

And while we all argued about the rudeness, bigotry, and general classless behaviors, while we mocked each other for religious and social differences, while we piddled away our time talking about taking a knee, scaramucci rants, trumps latest offensive tweet, fiscal responsibility, and the like, they did what they…

Who said lock and key? Who said following her around? Who said property? I don’t know what he did or anything about this situation, I was just saying that I still take care of my adult daughters. They’re still my daughters.

Drew, why are you holding out on us? You obviously know the future in so many areas. NFL relaxing holding rules, stadiums giving way to arenas, on and on. Just tell us. What will it be like in 20, 50, 100 years? And do you also have a sports almanac from the future so you can bet on everything? Damn I like your…

Yes it does. He’s saying that he isn’t against drugs completely, or wasn’t, but still thinks he should enforce certain rules with his kids. Normal possibility.

So what? She’s still my daughter.

No. Einstein cut down the cherry tree.

Yup

How many fucking phrases did you use that had the word “inside”?

That has nothing to do with it.

I fell completely asleep in a Lamaze class. My wife laughed. Everyone else acted like I just killed and ate a baby.

That’s the plan.

Hey, do you have any sisters?