Dude - workshop your schtick elsewhere. Your trolling skills are clearly not ready for the big leagues. Or try it out on Jezebel and be sure to post pictures.

Well that was easy. The comments practically wrote themselves, huh?

There are three separate words: there, their, and they’re. They’re there for their respective reasons. So there.

And there we have it.

Will do.

JuJu is scrum.

Dangling prepositions are something up with witch I cannot put.

If Trump is unpopular then why are almost exactly half the people around me witless stupid fucks that like him?

This and his other announcements coming so quickly is hilarious. He seems to have just said “fucknut, not me” and he’s ready to cut bait. I hope the shock wave catches up with him like the mother ship explosion in Independence Day.

And an additional star for your name.

Oooh I really like the idea of stickum again. We spent hours pretending to one hand catch as we fell into the end zone with the ball unnaturally stuck to our hands. Because that’s how it was in real life. But that was deep into the last century and everything was in black and white back then so...

Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You’re our only hope.

Jerry Jones will never die.

I only wish it was inconsistent. It consistently favors the dynasty. The NFL is toast. If it wasn’t for fantasy, ratings would be down 60% instead of 5. It’s becoming unwatchable. More commercial time than play. Stupid rules. Bad product. Thursday nite. Politics. Rape. Domestic abuse. Overall just nit annoying every…

No..he used the force.

This doesn’t take into account that the margins are always in that middle 6 percent. So the map is just purple -an even mix of red and blue. Roy fucking Moore has a very large percentage of voters supporting him. It’s not like he lost by 89-11% or something. Black men and especially clack women defeated him which is…

Everybody go ahead and laugh it up with clever comments and snarky takes. But this is what they want. The big split. It’s being helped along by outside forces. So let’s do it. Civil war. Asshole idiots against reasonable people. No party lines or race lines or economic lines or religious lines. Just assholes vs…

But it was voted on the Forbes top 20 greatest places to work for the 4th year in a row.

If you like cringe tv, find that stupid show where he rides along with real cops and pretends he’s one of them. It is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t look away until I realized I was going to die like everyone else so who has time to waste on that bullshit. But it is hilarious.

How about criminal charges? For chrissakes.