Easy there, the last thing Walmart wants to do is alienate this guy - he’s exactly the sort of customer they seek to cater to.

I may need you for a Crosstrek in a few months, but before I call on your services, can you tell me if some models never get the 0% APR that others do?

Solid username.

Well, now that you mention it, I can’t help thinking about sticking a couple slices of bread in that grill.

My 2002 “Looks like a toaster”

I think you meant,

There is a guy by me with an S10 and Blazer both eXtremes. The Blazer I believe was moved to a 4WD or AWD, and the S10 has some kind of v8 swap. Both look 100% stock and very clean. Unless you knew they were not stock you’d think they are looking at them and seeing them roll by. He had a 2nd S10 eXtreme he was…

That S-10 may have a bigger bed.

He taught me how to drive. Then he prepped me for the driving test (Euro, so we actually had to do some learning). I’ve inherited his loud mouth in traffic - “everyone is a moron!” - which drives my wife crazy.

Do me a favor and catch your tears in a vial for me. I’ll have those on my cereal tomorrow instead of the usual urine.

Thanks bro. Real stoked about my ///MX5 too. The Ultimare Posing Machine.

Just out for a rip are ya bud?

Tesla driver’s reaction

Counterpoint: for people who spend 99% of their time in traffic or on a highway, manuals are dumb.

Shame he didn’t have a Galaxy Note 7, he could have started a signal fire.

“Why Is This Brand New Ford F-450 Shooting Flames Out Of Its Tailpipe?”

+1 for the SS!

Nissan Pube.

Fusca is the Brazilian word for VW Beetle, and not the insect beetle. And yes, that’s what they were trying to do with the name, except here the way we pronounce Fusca is with an “oo” sound for the U so it doesn’t really sound luke Fuck.