Shameful. Shameful, showboaty, bullshit, that’s all this is.

Of course this differs greatly from Kobe’s Lakers, where no one scored on a passed ball.

The patented box-and-none zone.

Colon sped to second base in 12 seconds, which is a slower pace than the average HOME RUN TROT.

aka “Fifth Base”

“Why is this news? Bartolo hits Double-Doubles all the time.”

Usually you have to go a lot further than second base before the Colon is involved.

Pierzynski is too fucking shocked that Bartolo Colon, of all MLB pitchers, is trying to catch him in a surprise one-man rundown that he just freezes.

AJ remembered that a T-Rex’s visual acuity is based on movement, so he froze.

Simmons’ sad bat drop is priceless.

Is there a reason A.J. Pierzynski made no effort to get back to the bag? Is there a reason A.J. Pierzynski was off the bag in the first place? Is there a reason that A.J. Pierzynski is still in the league?

For a second there I thought a fan threw a hot dog onto the field.

He looks like Super Mario when he gets the power-up from a mushroom.