Co-signed.

This.

Co-signed.

SHITFLAP

I was the cream cheese penis

If by relatively cheap you mean relative to Mini or BMW.

I have owned two GTIs. Both MkVs. The first one was in a rather nasty crash and I walked away with only lacerations from flying glass and nothing else more serious than a case of shock.

He should not only be well and thoroughly shut up, he should also be helping. He can do the grocery run at 5:15pm. He works from home? He can put in and flip laundry so all you have to do is fold. Stuff like that. Not advice to you, just venting. I know a few partnerships where one spouse is like that and it kills me…

Cosigned by another pregnant woman. Thank God I live in Connecticut and am due in July.

Horsepower Hour

VOLDEMOTORING

I like you. My political stripes run counter to 90% of the Jezebel commentariat, and I find most of their political writing immature, as though they’d never come up against an articulate presenter of an alternate viewpoint in their lives.

Seconded. I’ll be having my first this summer, and I brought my MkV GTI to Babies R Us to test installing the car seat I want, plus the jogging (jogging!) stroller. The stroller fits like a dream in the trunk with room to spare, and the car seat fits, snugly, behind one of the seats.

Perfect. It can do literally everything.

Thank you!

I am heartily aware that an Abarth will present even more challenges than my GTI. My overarching point, which apparently I failed to state clearly enough, is that I also will not be playing the “lets upgrade to an SUV/personality-less people-mover” despite a surfeit of people saying that I will not be able to stand…

Same here. I’m 25 weeks along, have a beloved MkV GTI that’s thisclose to being paid off, and I’m keeping it. Fits the pumpkin carrier behind the seats and the jogging stroller nicely. 2 doors is going to be a headache, but I’d rather put my back into something I still love to drive than start up a new payment for a…

Seriously. If one uses the word “thug” for Jezza, their hyperbole has maxed out in a place where really terrible humans like Stalin cannot rationally be described by any word in the English language.

Bless you and your logical mind, good sir.

I despise front loaders, just as another perspective. I bought a shiny matching set when we bought our house, and while I am grateful to have that luxury of choice, the drainage system on most front loaders is not optimized to get all the water out, like a top loader. Result: most brands of front loading washers have…