Ragging on the Pittsburgh Pirates celebrating a playoff berth is like ragging on a paraplegic war veteran for celebrating taking his first steps with his new prosthesis. "Chill, dude—it's not like you're RUNNING."

No, a worker should be properly trained to handle the situation and try to make something bad into a good resolved outcome for the customer. Should never tell a customer off. The old business rule of one unhappy customer tells ten people they know holds true. Without customers you won't be in business. If you work…

Ever used Twitter? That exactly what Twitter is.

This guy is truly an example of no matter how life kicks you when you're down if you keep trucking along you'll eventually defy all probable odds. Arsenio, congrats on tricking a network to give you another show.

Thanks for the Arrow. I wasn't sure who was the professional athlete.

I can't speak for Wrigley, but Fenway's a dump (speaking as someone who stands over 6 ft and weighs more than 180 lbs and that attends games regularly), is uncomfortable and cramped, and NEEDS to be torn down or, at the very least, gutted and updated. I imagine only 50+ year old "baseball purists" and idiot pink hats…

Wait, we're now judging people for attempting to inspire someone with words used in a different, perhaps more meaningful context? I really need some guidance then—exactly what is the widely-accepted criteria for meaningfulness? Can we only use them if we are of the same race? Can we only win one for the gipper if…

This is where I'd ordinarily make a clever joke about Drake, and how out of place he is, but since I didn't have Nickelodeon growing up, I don't know who the hell he is.

Why does Fox STILL make everyone sing this song during the seventh inning stretch? 9-11 was 12 years ago and we have been out of Iraq for a while now. Can't we just sing "take me out to the ball game" again instead of having the Fox Empire force us to wear our patriotism on our sleeves?

If this snafu helps to eliminate the tiresome singing of this song at every nationally televised baseball game I am thoroughly OK with it.

He walked to the dugout with his head down like a puss. If he were a Schiano man, he probably would have done something exaggeratedly macho like eat raw game while assassinating Hitler's clone with his Leviathan-sized cock and then forget to buy his wife flowers for her stupid birthday.

Leyland is the kind of manager every fan wants to helm their team. He's not unilaterally old school in a way that dismisses metrics, but he's not going to get bogged down by them; he's like the cool dad (possibly your own) that commands respect not just through default authority, but through a combination of…

The most beloved player in Cardinals history DID FUCKING BACKFLIPS every time he took the field.

This from the team that counts Ozzie "Backflips" Smith among its club legends.

POOP BALLS WAS ROBBED!

One of the frustrating things that's come out of this is the claim (repeated on SportsCenter, Fox Sports Live, and even by Tim Kurkjian) that Ichiro is only the third player to reach 4,000 professional hits. He's actually the seventh, after Rose, Ty Cobb, Julio Franco, Jigger Statz (who has to be listed in some sort…

Out of all the things Rose has said, this is actually one of the most rational.

Well, it's not like he ever made a point of hassling people about their lifestyles or anythi—

Pedro Alvarez should definitely be on the NL team.