See “Retired school teacher”. “Internet” is where his bass and crappie go.

That’s Peoria Plump to you!

Imagine being such an idiot that a person would conflate pulling someone over for expired tags with a person stopping in a traffic lane to get out and hit another person’s car, as though those 2 circumstances are at all related.

“No officer wants to take a life...

Then that parent has every right to come and beat her ass for hitting her child, are you serious, I bet if that was a white child she wouldn’t of done a damn thing, it was purely about race, this is N.C after all!

If you live within 200 miles of Vermont, wouldn’t you rather have Zero Gravity?

So what you just told us is actually a story about people not watching their children in a restaurant. 

Well, I’m glad you’ve got it all figured out. Look, I know there’s a story every day anymore about someone turning out to be far more terrible than anyone ever knew, but this ain’t one of them.

The paragraph structure screams AI. But more likely the commenter just types like an AI.

It’s AI_X

y’all tryna kill my soul too, damn

Every NFT is overvalued by 100%.

So, Patriot Pickles purloined previous pickle partner’s proprietary process to provide parallel product to popular provisioner?

Without mods the subreddits would be unreadable spam. And that would cause people to not visit. Which would cause Reddit to crater. So sorry but the CEO is in the wrong here. He seems to forget how Reddit got so large. But if he wants to keep fucking around he’s going to find out. Someone will build a new Reddit and…

“Huffman is the one who is the ball licker.” 

Man of Steel, while being a brainier Superman movie

If I said I was CEO because some moistened shareholders lobbed stock options at me they put me away!

The internet was a better place before it was raped by capitalists.

Nothing screams “I’m not bothered or riled up” like a wall of text about how funny it is to you. Reddit is (soon to be was) a platform run by its users, ya dink. All your presuppositions are wrong

Well duh! Of course the guy called “Conservative Patriot” hates the lady movie and the black people movie.