Tell me you don’t know fuck-all about law without telling me you don’t know fuck-all about law.

Prince Andrew is never going to sleep with you.  You’re probably too old.

It was explained to me from someone that grew up in Mexico that ketchup on pizza was common there.  She puts it on every kind of pizza, from cheese to pineapple and ham.

This is a great article- I’d add that during your feedback sessions, allow your child’s therapist to be vague- they have BOTH your best interests at heart. Gozer Jr’s mom demands to see all notes (a parents right, sure, but...) and then interrogates Gozer Jr. about what’s happening.  I get progress reports and…

If you can’t see that LeBron would have been on a plane home before they finished printing him, nevermind 110 days, I can’t help you.

I’ll try and narrow down the other 20% at least for my lawn- its moss, some weird leafy cabbage looking stuff, ferns, buttercups, tiny oaks from the neighbors damn giant tree, some stringy thin stuff I pretend is grass.   Been here for a year and a half and I give at least half a care, previous owners gave no cares,…

I’m always interested in what 16,000 dim white nationalists have to tweet about zzzzzzzzz.......

Welcome!  

Hang them high

Does the Farmers Almanac still do a year+ worth of weather forecasting?  

There’s probably some grass outside, not a far walk from your front door, FYI

I am completely shocked that Tampa didn’t join it’s Floridian brother and refuse to allow outside food, to fully take advantage of anyone who comes in the park, to just lean into the fact these are AA teams and money sucks of the MLB.

or a Cleveland Steamer

A friend had this happen last week. Driver texted and said “This is too far to go in rush hour traffic to deliver one pizza. Please cancel the order through the app”. Which apparently means that driver and ubereats keeps some of the money. So delivery guy was eating my friend’s pizza and telling him to cancel the…

“I don’t understand brine!” -fnsfsnr

So so true.  The ones who shriek and whine about anything/everything are big dumb babies.

Mmmm... Pizzagaina

TIL

I don’t understand your morals and I don’t think you do either.

Yeah the game has some very chill moments when moving from island to island.  It’s  great!