As we talk about some really garbage-minded tweets from 3 days ago.

Psssttt- so can twitter.

Your kids are very unlucky, because their Dad really sucks as a human being. sOrRy JuSt TelLiNg ThE tRuTh HeRe

It’s literally the reason MADD and Million-Moms-March exist- a bunch of stick-in-the-butt buzzkills who want to police everything that has nothing to so with them.

I’m just waiting for you to bring up coffee ads next. 

We are not a religious family, but we also take down our holiday decorations on Epiphany- sort of a tradition of my gfs family we’ve adopted.

A the blibbering idiot is back with the ‘”TREES ARE BAD” take.  Happy Monday ya weirdo!

Yeah breeders gonna rip you off but you’ll have a dog with four names and a paper so go for it I guess?

Hi!  I’m a normal human that understands biological life forms decompose!  Are you saying that these trees never deteriorate and hold their form and shape forever?  And that they can never be broken down?  Did I buy a tree made from Styrofoam?  Did they clear the land and put down a concrete pad, or maybe a golf…

Nailed it!

While Buzzkill Bill has terrible opinions, they also usually comment first. Ignore that guy- his opinions are trash, and rarely do the facts back up the bologna. Sure, artificial trees can be good for many reasons- cost, ease of setup etc- but don’t give that idiot air.

I’ve been adding roasted just to the edge of burned almond slivers- an additional nutty/savory flavor and a different sort of crunch.

He’s too busy fuckin that robot (pictured)

Remember that part where ANYONE said that EVERYONE will die without it? Neither do I, because that didn’t happen. Congrats on continuing to die on this hill though.

Yes, we should coddle the unnecessarily oblivious.  

It’s also largely because he doesn’t have a sweet foil to sour off of.  Mary Berry was a delight; regal and kind even in the face of disaster.  Prune-faced Prue and Grumpy Old Hollywood don’t play off each other, they just punch down and punch down.  

I’m not sure what a “network of friends in Arkansas” will get me that would be beneficial.

Now do the reasons why you DON’T want to move to Arkansas. I’ll start.

Glad the intelligentsia could weigh in with a valuable argument.   

You Magtards should stop breathing, and breeding.