For all the Texans who will be chiming in:
Buc-ee’s.
It’s a like a mega-truck stop sexed up the Sheetz/Wawa twins in a Super-Target store. They have pretty decent food (prepared on-site all day) including brisket and bbq sammiches, tacos, and kolaches, plus several steer’s worth of jerkies and literal walls of packaged…
Possibly controversial take: “In Loving Memory Of” decals
This:
The Minivan from yesterday’s NPOND.
The 25 year import law would get my vote
Lack of global standards that lead to additional engineering / certification costs to deal with patchwork local legislation.
Hey look, a giant SUV that drinks gas, makes a lot of noise and sells for more than my annual income.
Automatic engine shutoff at stops.
You ever see a take that’s just so insane, so completely removed from reality that you’re almost completely dumbfounded and unable to respond?
Hands down Chik-fil-a. Not necessarily because of the food, but because their top notch logistics of getting your food as fast as possible makes it the only place worthy of being called “fast” food.
Plum Crazy anyone?
The pay it forward thing has always been the dumbest thing imaginable. It’s performative charity for people who don’t need it. Want to feel good? Donate time or money to an actual cause. Or, as this article wisely suggests, tip the workers.
My greatest car superstition is “Never comment on a Jalopnik article.”
It's sad you want your mom to spend Christmas with someone else.
This should just be the Bronco Sport.
BMW has been trying and failing to get people to bite on their turn signal service one for years.
As the CEO of a German luxury automaker, I’d create a subscription to change the color of the car on demand. The catch is, the car is horrifying ugly no matter the color.
My grandpa was a farmer, and I used to ride around with him sometimes. He almost never missed Paul Harvey. I remember seeing this ad and feeling all of it. I don’t think I’ve ever had an ad draw out such an emotional response. Though grandpa did like GM trucks.
Mitsuoka Orochi.
