Did anybody ever get that pizza party?

Aww, goddammit! I don’t need further proof that I’m a dipshit. Thanks, though.

I’m sorry you had to go through that. Sexism (and other, similar -isms) have no place in civilized society. Bearing that in mind, I hope that neither you, the organization you represent, or your peers get another damn dollar from a municipality again. The owners seem to be greedy shitheels. ...you’re fighting for the…

Homeboy’s still gotta eat. What can they possibly be paying him in the instructional league? Where’s that article recently posted about getting by in the minors...?

Only because I love the video...: http://deadspin.com/massachusetts-…

I will never not laugh at this video. It’s beautiful. This one and the Baby Whale video kill me every single time

Did y’all ever get that pizza party? Did anyone?

I actually lol’ed on that one. Equally curious to see how this all plays out. I’m still with the hooker, drugs, underagers, other crime scenario.

Where’s Zukka? I still love you anyway.

Being robbed looks a lot better than:
- getting stiffed in a drug deal
- getting stiffed by a hooker
- some other similarly sketchy thing

This should also be filed to I of the Tiger. Wonderful article for a wonderful series

No, there’s a finish line and then there’s another line which is beyond that that denotes that the person is still running (not flying, not jumping, not sliding, but running). The concept is adopted in swimming, requiring swimmers to actually do the particular stroke between the black marks (outside of those, swim…

So in swimming, from what I understand, they have black markers that denote when a swimmer must surface from the turn or the start (to prevent swimming the entire length underwater). Is it unreasonable to require a runner to travel a certain distance beyond the tape on his or her feet for it to be considered “legit”…

Damn, I haven’t even had my GT4 for a week and you have to go and pee in my Cheerios. Thanks a lot, Bark!

Since I didn’t get my Ford GT, who do I sue if I don’t get these tickets? Amazon or Ford?

How’s a land-locked country supposed to host the Olympics if there’s surfing? No Bolivia? No Belarus?

So we’re clear, how often are you doing all this?

No, but my couch was significantly less expensive. I’ve been of the opinion that I’m buying a car for me to drive, not the next owner.

How many of you people have wrapped your car? Do you find it to make this process easier? ...and therefore a worthwhile investment to preserve the exterior? This seems to be a hot topic on various forums, curious to the Jalop’s take on this.

Hey, I’ve done my part, so don’t blame me, bro.