Stupid never sleeps.

Next time something slams into your car and catches fire, I’d love to see how cool you remain.

If a car on fire was partially on top of mine, I’d do the same thing.

FIRE.

They probably saw flames in the rear view mirror and were trying to get away.

I’m opposed to vandalism and violence, but I believe this fits into the same category as “Always punch a Nazi.” 🌟🔨

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

What’s next: will a Russian prostitute urinate on it?

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

To be completely fair, passing on the right isn’t against the law... unlike fleeing the scene of an accident ;)

I agree with you on principle, but I also feel zero sympathy for the owner.

Dollars to doughnuts the owner did it himself for the publicity and insurance. I think it will be easily discovered, but something tells me that this guy isn’t the type to really think things through...

That... is a terrible place for a loading dock, especially without any signage.

Would like to watch, but video is hosted on a potato.

So, the secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss?

Weird explosion. No fire from oil or fuel. No white cloud from the cooling system. I’d say battery, but it’s not stored up there.

Exactly. I mean, fuck those people who know what they're talkin about, amirite!

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

Amen.

Roll bar not roll cage. Talk about a false sense of security...