Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept? Stand up
You’re out of luck like two dogs stuck
Iron Man be sippin’ rum, out of Stanley Cups, unflammable

I guess that turtle got waxed.

Can we pass a law. If anybody ever mixes up the gas/brake pedal, should have their license revoked for life no excuses.

Thank you.

Thank you for that hard to find other bikers to discuss this let alone someone who rides Triumphs.

So you’re saying a Bonnivle Bobber black is a poor choice for a beginner bike. Just asking because I am planing on getting my motorcycle license and I really like the look.. I am a bit older and I have a huge outdoor parking lot where I park my car. I figured I can practice in there until I am ready for the real…

Accidents I prevent them at least 10 times a day, you got to have your head on a swivel in this town or you will be filling out paper work all day. I have never got into one yet, have come close but never touched, I am sharp from the moment I get in until my shift is done.. I have cat like reflexes, the only thing I…

That’s why you don’t throw things at people, you never know what the other person is capable of. I drive a N.Y.C yellow cab for a living, trust me when I say let it go, I am behind the wheel 6 days a week 10-12 hours a day. I get cut off, people jam on the gas as I switch lanes so I don’t get in, had a bottle thrown…

A JCW Clubman is about 35K and 42-45 with options. A Mini cooper JCW 32K and 37k lightly optioned. I am curently looking at buying one or the other. Most likely the Cooper JCW 2 door hard top. I know I can get a V8 or Focus RS, Golf R. But in all honestly the mini has just the right amount of HP. I don’t track my cars…

I drive a NYC taxi, I had two female passengers drunk and passed out and alone in the back seat of my cab. No one put them there they hailed my cab on their own, one woke up when I pulled over, the other one took some time to wake up. Things like this happen, I just make sure I get them home watch them enter their…

People do this all the time. They have relatives in Florida, Pennsylvanian or where ever there is cheap insurance rates. Keep the car registered there and live in NYC. It’s very expensive to insure a car in NYC. I knew a few people who did this. The problem is getting parking tickets or moving violations often, it…

Someone call Quentin Tarantino, we found his stolen Pussy wagon

These damn kids today, with their private browsing and free porn access. When I was growing up we had to hide our porn stash, and we had to have a photogenic memory I had a lot stored in my spank bank.

In NYC it can’t be more than 5 years old same with taxis.

Here is an idea, stop being so fucken lazy and park it yourself. Parallel parking is done in three moves, any more and your a fucken amateur. And apparently this auto parking feature is a real fucken amateur.

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On the Prospect Expressway there was a terrible accident off exit 5 last night. Guy had his phone mounted on the windshield definitely an app driver. I drive a nyc taxi, the rule states that we can not use a phone while driving we cannot even wear a Bluetooth headset while driving it’s 5 points on your license. I…

Let me know, what they are trying to promote here.

I don’t see any abuse being perpetrated on this car, it’s not like this guy was running errands in this guys car. Sure the tech took thirty minutes to test drive the car, but he was not abusing the car. I think the owner has seen too many videos of this type of shenanigans being done to other peoples cars, and he…