That's because modern NFL and Division I football now have regular timeouts, television timeouts, and three minute wait times for each of those because of television commercials. Telecast football games used to flow a lot smoother before the big money started rolling in about 20 years ago.

Definitely agree with the AV club on this one. Not a soccer guy at all though I've tried to be engaged with it, even back to when the NASL was around. There are other off the US grid sports that I love to watch, from rugby to Australian Rules Football to the CFL. Soccer is just a big yawn for me. I'll go a friend's…

"Nobody would accuse Paul McCartney of being an artist to rock out to."

It was time to go outside when the CBS Children's Film Festival came on at noon.

What's this, a hundred dollar bill?/ I get to keep this hundred dollar bill if I sing about putting things in people's butts?/ Really?/ Step aside….