"This is a movie inspired wholly by that desktop background with the blue mushroom." hahahahahaha, single greatest line from this article.

Wonderful article, so very true. I'm in the stages of giving advice on what tech to get for my parents, my mom wants an ereader and my dad wants a new tv. Neither want a smartphone, but I kinda wish they did for a lot of the same reasons that Sam posits on this article.

@mtfmuffins: its playboy, pretty safe to say its nsfw

Jobs featured in Playboy talking about LSD use? I thought Jobs was totally against pornography. I guess once you have kids your morals and code of ethics changes.

Gotta love damnyouautocorrect.com , they update their page way more than certain other sites like fail blog. Gives me inifinite pleasure at work.

I would love if this was made as a widget a-la htc sense on my droid phone.

I drank one on an empty stomach and it got me feeling quite wasted after only one can. I think the difference is between Four Loko with wormwood and Four Loko sans wormwood. Four Loko with wormwood is where its at. Although since I had one I've never drank one again because it tasted like "ass" (good call then…

Homeland security could easily work-around this problem by having people fly naked, that way at least you know what you're getting into.

Good luck taking a shower with that thing on, oh and I imagine its not wireless with its own battery pack. This has the possibility of fail.

I'm gonna have to learn Chinese, I already love dim sum and chicken feet, but this just proves the fact that they will one day own us all.

@kelloggs: my thoughts exactly

Edible gadgets, make it happen.

@kelloggs: my thoughts exactly

This sounds like Year of the Flood to me.

An android app. Hahahahaha, that would be awesome, and hilarious. Though I probably wouldn't use it.

@seriousam7: I've never heard of or had Mizithra cheese before, gonna google it. Whats it taste like?

Favorites? I'd say Pecorino Romano, Parmigiano Reggiano, Tillamook Cheddar, Brie, Teleggio, Gruyere, Cream Cheese and Bleu Cheese.

@Joe: lol, I was totally just kidding, but man if he said that in there I would laugh so hard I'd cry. He did a pretty good job doing the voiceover in Black ops though.

I'll have to vote for the Dodge Neon, it truly is the white trashiest car on the road.

@diuy: Yeah but 4 or less years ago, when the average 16 year old was 12 or so, do you think geopolitics was on the forefront of their minds or was it cartoons and Hannah Montana? Also communism has been steadily on the decline since the 80's.