I love stories like this, thanks on behalf of humanity Giz, for righting the wrongs in the world. Even if you did get a little help from Jimmy Kimmel.

@Kajigger Me Timbers: Wow, yeah it totally is training for future debt for teenagers. Kinda scary and it sorta reminds me of those tiny shopping carts at stores that read "customer in training."

I have some Dr Bronners peppermint soap, traded my ceramic vapo for a ps2, have a snowboard tool and multitool in the car, would love a terrarium, have a flashlight on my smartphone, and my gf loves the concept of tom's shoes but doesn't own any. Pretty damn accurate I'd say Giz.

@ddhboy: you could probably make up for that with a universal mount or an adjustable holder for android screens, problem solved.

I like this a lot. Makes me wanna print off several thousand and post them about in random places. Mostly because I love my smartphone this much too.

@Arcane: I do the same thing with my fridge and cupboards.

@grigori: You are correct, I edited my comment. I wonder if you can get cash advances on a prepaid card?

Credit cards + kids equals credit card debt at a younger age and a parent with a crappier credit score.

Also, android plz, I think I'd get this.

With yellow eyes, my green face, my pink and white afro. I'm no toy kid, your style is made by Hasbro.

Bmore is gutter and gully. You'd figure thieves would take more valuable things like systems in addition to games, why take a hundred copies of just one game, they could've gotten money, games, systems, all sorts of stuff. Not to mention if they went behind the counter they could've just scooped up boatloads of…

@JohnDodoe: I actually liked your image comment better than the article. I appreciate the statement that the artist in the article was attempting to make, but I agree it was a rather bad shop job.

@SewerShark: haha, awesome

@Fanboy: man, now I kinda wish Apple did get the tech. Movement recognition apps and playback would be so awesome on an appletv.

@TheAntiCat: Yeah I get sick of trolls that lose their mind on people they don't even know on the internet just to get a reaction. Some people really like to flex their internet muscle hiding behind the safety of their computer. I also applaud your level-headedness in this dialectic.

@1rogue007: this is also very funny

@p4w4rr10r: thats awesome

@TheAntiCat: you can doubt it, you can try and replicate it, I saw what I saw, and who in the hell would lie about something so freaking trivial and hilarious at the same time. Wouldn't I have chosen some movie star or famous person other than Judge Mathis if I was going to lie to strangers on the internet? Thinking…

I'll tell you all a funny story about Judge Mathis. Once upon a time me and my friends were driving along the PCH in Malibu, CA. Judge Mathis pulls up alongside us in his benz convertible.

@airserf: Never said that buddy, my comment was on occupation, not oppression.