Second story: my buddy’s moving truck was stolen with all his stuff in it. The movers were supposed to drive it over to his storage unit where he was going to meet them. They stopped at a convenience store and left the keys in the truck. Two kids jumped in and took off with it. The security cameras caught the whole…

2 stories: I spent a couple of years living really cheaply in Cambridge. I had a tiny room in a run down apartment, rode my bike everywhere and ate a lot of spaghetti. The only valuable thing I had was my Acura Integra gsr, which was off the road, parked at my parents’ house. After two years I decided to move to NYC…